What i hate

Probably of all things that i hate most is seeing people use "da" instead of "the".
It just drives me crazy... what the fuck is that? i mean how much more trouble does it take to type th instead of D. i hate it when people send messages with da.
i don't know whether it really helps people when they are messaging a lot, i did it(messaging) for a brief part of my life and i didn't really find any big difference. Maybe it is because most of the people use nokia phones, which add a word like b4 and da into the dictionary when u use it a few times.
maybe the reason i hate to see these words in a message is because i didn't have a nokia phone and my mobile refused to remember words which were explicitly added into the dictionary beyond one reboot... and maybe i was pissed subconsciously because of the lost opportunity to decrease the time required to type the word by 0.5 seconds.
Another thing i totally hate is those fake testimonials on orkut. i mean how can any sensible person accept something which expands friends into something stupid. Here is a testimonial...
Ur sooo sweet to be forgottan..(yes) with a whole load of bunnies made up of [*'() and an o] saying one minute, one year etcetera... no matter how long, I'll treasure the times we became friends...
i mean what the fuck does this tell someone who reads the testimonial about the person who received it.....
then again maybe the person accepted it because they didn't want to offend the other person who sent it... but still come on..
another thing i hate is emails which say since u have opened it you have to read it all and then forward it to 10 other jerks like yourself or else the most horrible things imaginable will happen, the horrible things ranging from you losing you job to one of your body parts. and there is another subtler version of these email which say some dying kid somewhere in some corner of the world will get 1 paise if 10 people read some bull shit story. I really don't give a damn about people here, why the hell should anyone care about some unknown child in some unknown city dying of some horrible disease?
I hate to hear people talk in slang Hindi.... maybe it is because i am not used to it. Maybe they also feel exactly the same way i do when they hear someone talking in slang in a language they know but don't really use often(or maybe something used in movies they see), but still i hate it when i see(overhear) girls speaking this way... it irritates me very much. i know i cannot have the whole world my way.. but this is one thing which i would definitely re-write if ever given a chance to recreate this world.
and i hate people who use words like hypocrite and cynic. who am i?