booz and puke

Right now i am not really well qualified to express my thought about these two things. but from my past experiences i can paint a very good picture.
I have been trying real hard to come up with something to write.. i wrote soemthing about hope but it was hopeless so i had to delete it the next day itslef.
anyway booz.ppl like it a lot and there are lots of them ppl around.
why do ppl booz? is it because they go to someother world when they do??
believe me whoever happens to read this cause i know not many will read it.. that is not really the reason..
it seldom happens that u get so high that u lose ur senses.. then why do ppl drink.
the real pleasure according to my friends lies somewhere in the state when u are totally lost and are totally in control, but according to me when u actaully tip over to the side towards totally lost... just a little bit.. not too much.. u shouldn't pass out( that is the worst thing, it is then useless)
u have to reach a point when u have no option other than puking. and u should control it as much as possible and then when it is just simply impossible.. find the nearest place where u can discharge ur bodile fluids(heheheh) and let go..
puke.
then u do this till u are completely empty... there is nothing inside ur stomach, and if u drunk enough u will be in a situation when u will be trying to puke even though there is nothing.. it is at this time that u know the true power of booz.
it hits u really well.. gets u on a high.. and it is really nice.
at this time u can sleep at ease without feeling afraid that u will puke in your sleep and choke to death(especially if u attended a workshop on first aid) and enjoy the real kick.
But believe me.. drinking is bad for health and i really believe in it. these are past experiences and necessarily not mine..
and this little ariticle is dedicated to a new found friend.. i hope i can find someway to make my friend read this.